1.02.2015

Google+ Auto Awesome Can Kiss My Auto Ass

Beware: this is a rant.

I've been attempting to create an auto awesome video via Google+ Photos for half the night, with absolutely zero success. Unless, of course, my goal was to gradually transform into a bald,  screaming chimp, due to all of the hair pulling, with no prayer for uttering anything less than what might be found within a sailor's whore's thesaurus, while exercising the tiniest thread of restraint from bashing this phone into a google of pieces. In that case, I consider my level of success unprecedented.

After our family vacation, I told everyone to send their photos & videos my way, and promised I would do something special with all of them.

After THREE failed attempts, I am ready to lose my shit on Google. Here's the godforsaken problem:

  1. You can only create auto awesome videos via an Android device, which I have, but this means I can't use a computer if, say, the app is a raging piece of garbage. 
  2. You can't edit a video once you've saved it and exited the edit screen. 
  3. The app crashes ridiculously often. When you dismiss the alert, you're taken OUT of the edit screen you were in, meaning your video is done whether you effing like it or not. 
FFFFF#$*%KKKKKKK.  

I hate you so much right now, Google. You owe me for HOURS of wasted time tonight. 

FIX YOUR PIECE OF SHIT APP. 

/rant